Robert Plant is a Vegetable

Ever since we got a couch (today), Robert has been sitting in the living room. He hasn't left the house in weeks, and I'm beginning to suspect that he's suffering from separation anxiety. After all, now that he's seen the picture of Julie's plant, he has been stricken with love-sickness. Poor guy. Anyway, while the rest of us deal with our longing pains, Robert likes to wallow. He's a wallower.

Thanks to AJ for the couch. He is a true friend, and my gratitude cannot be expressed in words. Robert thanks you as well, AJ. He's been hogging the couch all day!

In an attempt to strengthen Robert's immunity to other evils of this world, we exposed him to sunflower seeds, m&m's, and now: Green Bell Pepper seeds! Maybe he'll grow a friend in there.

xoxo,
nathaniel