Plant of Attack

Tonight we watched "The Hunt for Red October," and Robert seemed to enjoy most of the movie, except for the parts where Will had sat in front of him, thus obstructing his view of Sean Connery (on whom Jessica has a huge crush. How huge?
We're talking "I'd-spend-fifteen-dollars-on-League-of-Extraordinary-Gentlemen-even-though-it-
probably-sucks-but-I-can-stomach-the-shallow-plot-and-washed-up-actors-if-Sean-
Connery-is-in-the -movie" huge). sheesh.

Jessica is also very jealous right now, because her plant isn't getting much attention right now. She didn't even give hers a name, so I don't understand how a plant that hasn't been subjected to an anthropomorphism like mine could possibly be jealous. I'd like to see her plant write "Stairway to Heaven" and sell millions of records! I'll tell you one thing right now: if that plant ever comes out of hiding and tries to steal Robert's spotlight, it will be Trampled Under Foot for sure.

xoxo,
nathaniel