Trading Spaces

Robert recently disclosed his disdain for the living room coffee table (probably because we don't have a couch...we should really get one, I feel). He tried to explain it to me - something about sunlight or water or something. I don't know; I feel like Robert expects too much from me already. He's pretty lazy. So I moved him into my bedroom the other day on top of my shelves. Unfortunately, our house casts shadows in all directions at all times of day, so that Robert rarely gets sunlight. Maybe I'll move him outside into the landlord's cat fence.

xoxo,
nathaniel