Roommate Profile: December Edition

	Jessica Jean Schneider This month, the roommate of the month is Jessica. She is a radical feminist who hails from the OC, California. She is very active in the political world, and fancies herself a fine orator. I don't know what she thinks about Robert Plant; I doubt she thinks about Robert Plant at all.
Jessica was neck-and-neck with Will for the title of Roommate of the Month. After hosting two horribly offensive girlz nights (much to my chagrin), Jessica cleaned the living room and kitchen up, and even removed the dish towel from the toilet. Her long-awaited display of personal responsibility made her a prime canidate for this months' Roommate of the Month! Job well done!

xoxo,
nathaniel